Episode No. 37

“Art, For Monkee's Sake”

At an art museum, Peter copies an old painting for 2 guards
who are really thieves bent on snatching the real painting.


Production No. 4744
2nd Revision: March 30, 1967
Final Draft: April 3, 1967
Filmed At: Screen Gems Studios, Hollywood, CA and at Fred Niles

Film Studios, Chicago, IL.
Filming Dates: April 11-14, 1967 (this episode); August 2, 1967
(musical numbers)
Original Air Date: October 9, 1967
Ratings: 17.0 rating/29.5 share (9,520,000 viewers)
© Raybert Productions; 10-9-67; LP38292
Sponsor This Week:
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Rerun Dates: April 22, 1968 (NBC); October 24, 1970, April 17 and
October 23, 1971, May 13, 1972 (CBS)

Written by Coslough Johnson.
Directed by Alex Singer.
Produced by Robert Rafelson & Bert Schneider.
Associate Producer: Gerald S. Shepard.
Production Executive: Ward Sylvester.
Background Music Composed and Conducted by Stu Phillips.
“Randy Scouse Git” Written by Micky Dolenz; Produced by Chip Douglas.
“Day Dream Believer” Written by John Stewart; Produced by Chip Douglas.
Guest cast:

Curator.....................................................................Arthur Malet
Chuche..................................................................Victor Tayback
Artist..........................................................................Michael Bell
Monty Landis as Duce

Home Video Releases:
  • The Monkees - Volume 5 (Musicvision VHS #60810/Beta #20810, June 25, 1987)
  • The Monkees: The Collector's Edition - VHS Tape #12 (Columbia House VHS #19938, May 22, 1995)
  • The Monkees Deluxe Limited Edition Boxed Set - VHS Tape #12 (Rhino R3 2960, October 17, 1995)
  • The Monkees - Season 2 DVD Boxed Set - Disc 1 (Rhino RetroVision DVD R2 970128, November 18, 2003)


Synopsis:

At the pad, Peter paints a picture of a door that looks so real that Micky crashes into it hurting his forehead. Since Peter has taken up painting as a hobby, Michael suggests that he goes to the art museum for inspiration by the real painters. Peter takes his advice and at the museum he paints another door that too looks so real that Chuche, a guard, bumps his head as he tries to walk through the painting. The angry guard grabs Peter and makes ready to slug him when Duce, another guard, intervenes. Wanting to use Peter's talents for a scam, he flatters Peter and showing him another portrait, stating it’s more worthy of his talent, he suggests that Peter paints it and he nearly does (literally).

Duce convinces Peter to paint a copy of the portrait and then informs Chuche of his plan to switch Peter’s copy with the masterpiece, sell the real masterpiece and make a fortune, and buy tickets to Europe. Peter does paint a copy but adds Michael's wool hat to the portrait as a finishing touch and to avoid the curator, the guards decide to hide Peter in the basement while he fixes the portrait. The next morning, while having their breakfast with Mr. Schneider, their pet dummy, Michael, David and Micky realize Peter still isn't back and having figured out that he's in trouble so head to the museum to rescue him. In the basement, Peter fixes the portrait by painting over the wool hat until it is an exact duplicate of the real masterpiece. Then Duce gets a call from the curator who tells them the warning bell has sounded for closing time and they should be at their post, so telling Peter that artist must suffer they gag and bind him to a chair. The other three arrive at the museum and split up to search in different studios ; in Studio 3, Micky encounters a finger (and foot!) painting artist, and in Studio 1, Michael watches Liberace make a smashing cameo appearance as a piano assailant (with a silver mallet, yet!). While the guards managed to switch the paintings, Micky, Michael and David finally find Peter bound and gagged in the basement, where they give him kudos on his beautiful copy of the masterpiece—until Peter tells him the painting was done by a brilliant man, and they decide the painting was switched!

Having freed Peter, they all return and try to convince the curator there has been a switch between the paintings, but the curator ignores their charges. Then they try to warn the guards until Peter explains that the guards are the perpetrators. They again try to warn the curator who doesn't notice Peter Tork's signature on the portrait, and explains an alarm that causes invisible beams (that can only be seen with special goggles) to surround the painting, which when breached will cause the thief to be caged and sent to jail in 5 seconds and he demonstrates this by turning on the alarm—eventually trapping himself in the process. Back at the pad, the guys decide to switch back the paintings and they prepare for their mission (Mission: Ridiculous); armed with a flashlight, a blowtorch, superduper X-ray glasses and three hot mustard and cheese on rye sandwiches, The Monkees deck out in catburglar garb and return to the museum late that night.

Michael’s Prelude To “Mission: Ridiculous”:

Gathering our team of experts from the four corners of the earth, we’ll be a task force of Deadliness, Efficiency and Teamwork: The Manchester Marauder [David]. The Connecticut Counterspy [Peter] combines Nerves of Steel, Cool-Eyed Perception, and some Fancy Footwork. Their Abilities to Make Quick, Irreversible Decisions show why they were picked for this group. The Modest But Towering Texan [Michael] needs no introduction; his Stoiclike Ability to Endure Pain prove why he’s The Leader Among Men. Last, but not least, is The Los Angeles Leopard [Micky], known in Peoria as The Pantherman, and somewhat hampered by Low Resistance To The Night Air; he is the Only Weakling in Our Chain.

There at the museum, they clumsily break in from the roof, enter the building down a rope ladder, and commence with their plan. With the aid of his superduper X-ray goggles, David easily manages to dodge the beams and removes the phony portrait but Peter left the real portrait on the roof and quickly climbs back up the rope ladder to retrieve it. Then Chuche shows up and the guys, unable to hide, make like statues and manages to fool Chuche who walks away (with their food!). After Peter climbs back down with the real portrait, Michael sends Micky and Peter to follow Chuche which they do without being seen while Michael and David switch the paintings back. After the deed is done, they prepare to climb up the ladder to escape, but then Duce discovers the ladder and climbs down armed with a gun; Chuche corners them with a gun too. Soon the guys flee in different directions and there's a wild chase set to “Randy Scouse Git” as the guys fight off the two guards and the finger and foot artist and ends with The Monkees and the two guards all caged up.

The next morning as the curator is showing the exhibits to a crowd of people, they stumble upon all six of them still in the cage now sound asleep. Back at the pad, Peter having given up painting for good, has found a new hobby in building things. Then just as Micky sits in a chair that Peter had built, it immediately collapses under him! The Monkees finish by singing “Day Dream Believer”—and Liberace completes his assault on his piano.


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