Fairy Tale Interview

Davy:We're talking about him dressing up in, in the uh, princess show, as-- as the-- the--

Micky:Princess?

Davy:No, as the queen. The, uh, the mother image. (laughs)

Mike:Yeah, as opposed to the father image, right?

Davy:Right.

Mike:I'm 24 years old, and still just as spry as a chicken.

Micky(stage-whisper): Everybody pan!

Peter(pointing to Mike): They already got him.

Bert:What do you think Christian's reaction is gonna be?

Micky:(acts like a baby) Ga goo gi ga.

Davy:Same as a Jew, I should suppose.

(Peter laughs. Micky falls over sideways; Davy grabs him and hauls him upright.)

Bert:What's your son's reaction gonna be?

Davy:'Scuse me. I'm sorry.

Micky:That didn't make any sense at all!

Davy:'Course it did. He says what would a Christian's reaction be--

Micky(sudden realization): Oh ho-ho! Oh-ho!

Davy:Same as a Jew's.

Bert:Let me ask you-- how did you feel about dressing up as a princess and the hair and the whole thing?

Mike:Well, I fail to recognize that I really did that, y'know.

Davy:Why, Michael?

(Peter laughs)

Mike:Yeah, I refuse to accept that fact.

(Micky laughs)

Davy:I played Gretel. Very-- uh-- what's the word?

Peter:"Gretel" I think, is the word for it.

Davy:Very Gretel.

Peter:Very Gretel indeed.

Davy:Right.

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